Green Crocs for Princess Fiona

I think what I miss the most about being beautiful (and having princess feet) is wearing my favorite green Crocs by You high-heels. I used to twirl around in these while confined to the castle singing my favorite Snow White tune, "Someday My Prince Will Come. "

Back then I could manage a three inch heel--no kids to chase,  dainty feet and well,  what prince doesn't like a red-head in green heels? And the best thing? No one  knew that they were really Crocs, just like they didn't know I was really an ogre.

Since marrying Shrek, and consequently sacrificing my figure, fair skin and narrow feet with high arches,  I've been wearing (against all fashion sense) a pair of Crocs Caymans.  I have the hardest time finding anything to fit my wide, oversized ogre feet.  Everything about me has turned ugly right down to my shoes.    

Comments

[heidi]

Ok I wore this bright green pair of Cayman's today at work (much to the dismay of my boss' at Macy's. Black is the only shoe allowed, but I thought it looked so Origins. Then I felt dumb, like a gardener at a prom.

[Keely H.]

Hee hee, I love this post. You should create a whole series of posts that focus on putting shoes on various cartoon characters and pop culture figures.